What Recession? It’s Girl Scout Cookie Season.

  Does anyone (besides me) have a beef with the Girl Scouts?  In November 2010, I started getting back in shape which of course involves exercising and eating right.  Girl Scout Cookies are NOT part of the program! On top of that, it’s a recession.  Have you NOTICED the global economic and political chaos? There are [...]

Life Really Boils Down to 2 Questions.

This is from my series called “Crazy Uncle Don’s Gut Busting Humor”.  We all have one.  A crazy relative who sends us funny emails because he doesn’t have anything better to do.   Sorry, Uncle Don.  But sometimes I wonder.  I’m just saying… Anyway.   Life really boils down to 2 Questions: 1.   Should I get a [...]

I Draw the Line When You Mess With My Zodiac Sign!

It took me years to finally accept that life sometimes just ain’t fair.  But I draw the line when you mess with my sign.  Have you heard the news?  A lot of us have been living a big fat astrological lie according to recent headlines.  It turns out that a significant percentage of the population [...]

Colonoscopy Journal: From Uncle Don’s Hillarious Gut Busting Humor Series.

You may have read a recent post of mine called A Preview of Things to Come, in which I elude to an upcoming article on “the high colonic”.   In an effort to grease the skids, I thought I would share an article written by Dave Barry, a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald. Granted, [...]

A Real Man

A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.            He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.. [...]

Potatos are Fabulous Because…

detect invisible Well, a Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they Called ‘Yam.’ Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.  When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.  They warned her about going out [...]

Why Do Men Think They Can Outsmart Women?

detect invisible The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first [...]

The Economy is So Bad That…

detect invisible I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. African television stations are now showing ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?” CEO’s are [...]

Don’t Mess With Mature Women!

detect invisible   A mature (over 40) woman gets pulled over for  speeding… Older  Woman:  Is there a problem, Officer? Officer:  Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman:  Oh, I see. Officer:  Can I see your license please? Older  Woman:  I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer:  Don’t have one? Older  Woman: [...]