Proof Reading is a Dying Art! Why You Should Always, Always, ALWAYS Proof Your Work!
July 28, 2010 by confab
Filed under Confabulations
The other day, I recieved an email from my crazy relative that made my day. It was entitled: Amazing Simple Home Remedies that REALLY work!
Well he’s on a roll…had to share!
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
I just couldn’t help but send this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No crap, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that’s taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren’t they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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If this made you laugh…I mean like a good old fashioned, from the gut, tears in your eyes, snot coming out your nose laugh, please pay it forward!
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LOL!
THANK YOU… THAT. WAS. GREAT FUN! 
Thank you. Pass it on. People need to laugh! Thanks for reading my post!
Thanks for the laugh. It was just what I needed to end my day with a smile.
Hi. I am glad you found it. I am finding I really need a good laugh these days.
Thanks,
Kim
That was hysterical. Thanks for posting.
If you need another good laugh, you might want to read my post called Amazing Home Remedies that Really Work. Thanks so much for visiting, reading, posting. Comments make my day. Really, they do.
Kim
it was very interesting to read http://www.confabulicious.com
I want to quote your post in my blog. It can?
And you et an account on Twitter?
No Problem,
People need more reasons to laugh. I will be posting humor blogs every Monday now. Come join me again.
Kim
Haha! I always love these kinds of things. They never get old! Thanks for sharing … it brightened my day!
Funny stuff!! Always up for a good laugh, thanks!
Hi Tisha,
I have decided to make Monday Morning humorous. Check back for more. My crazy uncle is on a roll.
Kim
Hahaha. Love it.
I used to do freelance reporting for the local newspaper, and after experiencing what it was like to work in the field and shoot out numerous articles in ridiculous time frames, I can see how some of these seemingly obvious mistakes go overlooked. This is one of the reasons why I concluded that working in the field was not for me. Ick!
And again, thanks for sharing some humor.
LOL! Thanks for sharing. Thanks for becoming my BFF also.
I hope you can visit my blog and link up on my blog hop. Hope to see you around soon.
Julie @ Bunches of Bargains.
Glad you liked it. I decided that Mondays I will start off with a little humor. So check in tomorrow morning.
Thanks for starting my Monday morning out with a smile. My mom was always good at spotting these kind of headlines and stories in the paper. Our favorite was one in the late ’70′s about how a robbery was solved when the alleged perp dropped several of his pink rubber curlers while fleeing-maybe he needed money for a Gericurl.
Hi Karen,
Love the gericurl story. I am glad this one gave you a laugh. I posted a discussion thread about sharing jokes today on my community. If you have any to share, please post.