Amazing Simple Home Remedies That Really Work!
July 27, 2010 by confab
Filed under Confabulations
WRITTEN BY A MAN
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
Photo Credit: Don't Cut Like This by Kim Bauer
Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink
Photo Credit: The Kitchen Sink by NG Dawg
For high blood pressure sufferers—simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, this reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
Photo Title: Don't Forget the Timer
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you have hit the snooze button.
Photo Credit: M8 by Roses For Nezumi
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.
Photo Credit: ExLax Advertisement by Korrinthian
You only need two tools in life…WD – 40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
Photo Credit: WD 40 by Lost Smile 2
If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
Photo Credit: Hammer by Ozzetin 1
DAILY THOUGHT:
Some people are like Slinky’s – not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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omg you gave me a good laugh this morning! thanks!
I can’t stop laughing. I know a lot of people who really need to try the mousetrap alarm clock trick.
I got this first thing Monday morning in my email inbox from a crazy uncle. I laughed so hard, I had to reformat it to make it look pretty and post it up as a blog.
Glad you got a smile out of it.
Kim
Great stuff—–ur fabulous:) hehe
Thanks so much. If you want to see fabulous, watch the Tony Robbins Breakthrough program at 7 Central time tonight on NBC. I am just about to post about it.
Thanks again for stopping by!
Kim
Haha! I read the title and thought “Yay! I’m going to learn something new!” And I did, though, holy cow was it not what I expected.
Love it. Retweeting it this very second. Mwah!
Yeah. It wasn’t what I expected in my monday morning emails either. I have a few crazy uncles. Don’t even know which one sent it. Of course it was in all caps, bright red. A man thing, so I took the liberty of reformatting it and adding a few “visuals”.
Good to see your avatar face!
Kim
LOL @ the Ex-Lax photo. Also really enjoy the urinating in the sink suggestion.