A Real Man
August 30, 2010 by confab
Filed under Confabulations
Photo Credit: Muscle2 by Koray Kasap
A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret.. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she’s the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible.
No wait… sorry…. I’m thinking of wine.
It’s wine that does all that…….
Photo Credit: Wine for a Friend by in ObrS
Never mind.
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Thanks so much for this I love having a good laugh when I just get up. Although it is 10:30ish here in Jolly ‘Ol already I had a ‘lie in’ as Amer-inglish say.
Just kidding.
I really thought you were describing my husband but then again a good bottle of wine does seem to have the same effect.
I must say it did have to repent though for drooling a little over the buff bod.
B&P, Firedancer
so true, so true, so true… I was wondering where you found such a man and then I realized it was the wine talking.
Haha. I seriously snorted with laughter when I read that.
At first, I was all “Awww … Fiance does all those things ….” and then I kept reading and was like “Aww … I wish Fiance did all THOSE things …”
And then I laughed. Now I have to go read the potato post that I missed, given what my spuddy topic was today!
That was pretty much the same reaction I had when my uncle sent it to me. But it is so true. Sounds like you have picked a great fiance. When is the wedding?
Kim
I see that you are my BFF on blogfrog, so I thought I’d come by and say Hello and then I see this picture of this guy that um, looks like my husband (well, in my dreams, lol!) and then I find out you have a great sense of humor! I can’t wait to look around more!
Come over and visit when you have a chance!
http://bernicewood.wordpress.com/2010/09/08/how-to-go-into-labor/
Bernice
How funny, because he looks EXACTLY like my husband too. LOL. Nice to meet you on the frog. I am heading over to your “house” for a visit.
LOL! LOVE This, Kim. You’re in the writing zone, my friend. Miss you.
I would love to take credit for this peice of inspired literature, but this is part of my “crazy uncle Don’s Humor series”. Every Monday (excluding holidays) I post something he has sent me. I take the liberty of making it look pretty (i.e. the real man photo and lovely shot of the wine), but that is about all the credit that I can take. Just committed to sharing some smiles to start the week out right.
Kim